June 9, 2010

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti

This desk is bananas

This desk is bananas

Buffalo Bill Banana

Buffalo Bill Banana

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE PEEL, OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

April 30, 2010

This must be the place

Time for Garden 2010!  Let’s see what we’ve got here:

Mystery plant from the compost pile depths:

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Tomatoes, and an onion:

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Mystery Plant (possibly cantaloupe or butternut squash):

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Yellow Peppers:

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I also have some basil and lettuce, but it’s pretty difficult to even see what’s going on with them.  Suffice to say that my basil will be purple (Hey - It is Manhattan, after all!) and the lettuce is probably just going to die with all the crazy weather here lately.  So here’s Goose guarding the place from any invaders:

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March 29, 2010

Lack of fortune cookie’d

Talk about a come to Jesus moment… I found this gem in my fortune cookie today. The smiley faces are really not helping it to be less bitchy.

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March 21, 2010

Take/Trade My Cat

For free:

Cat.  Black.  Approx 7 pounds.

Her interests include:  eating, scratching, jumping in front of my computer screen, meowing loudly, playing “where did I crap now?” and attempting to get outside.

Willing to trade for a Roomba.

March 3, 2010

Reasons #358 and #359 I should not be allowed to live alone

Last night I got scared from listening to David Bowie’s music.

And then I tried to cut my own hair.

February 28, 2010

A conversation with my mother

The following exchange happened earlier this afternoon as I was walking to my office, and on the phone with my mom:

Mom: So bla bla bla..

(A car approaches me, slows down)

Me: Oh, wait, someone’s yelling at me.

Mom: What are they saying?

Me: Heh, he said “I just want you to know, you’re beautiful”

Mom: HA!  Drunks!

Me: Thanks Mom.

February 11, 2010

A Good Day in Lauren Land

Somehow - SOMMMMMEHOW - NCARB accepted my hours from when I was working in Atlanta.  Even though I thought I was going to get screwed by their new 6 month deadline rule.  Anyway, I’m feeling significantly closer to getting that architecture license, and despite all the hiccups, I’m actually thinking that this thing is really gonna happen.  So now I have to focus on studying, and actually taking those (7) parts of the ARE.  I actually feel sparks of interest in my work again.  Phew!

On a side note, this means I’m that much closer to taking a summer sabbatical (unpaid leave, really…) after I get everything worked out, and doing the Appalachian Trail, woot woot!!

February 8, 2010

Some underwater humor

I saw this at the store yesterday and I laughed out loud.

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HA!

January 8, 2010

What a Balanced Meal

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December 20, 2009

More snow pictures

I woke up yesterday morning to see this across the street from me.  This morning, I went over to snap a picture, and I noticed something crumpled at the bottom of it, looking vaguely human.  What was it?  I cautiously approached.  It could have been a college kid, passed out.  Oh!  It’s a blow up doll, of course!
I really feel like it dresses up the neighborhood.  Either way it put me in a good mood for the last two days.  I showed it to my mom, and her response was “Oh, everybody thinks they’re bigger than 6 inches.”snow-penis

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