So, I was walking to the office this morning, and I got to the pedestrian bridge in East Point, and all the sudden some bum started screaming at me. At first I couldn’t understand what he was saying, but he kept repeating himself, and this is what he said: “You better get on to school, miss whitey! Get on now!” I looked around to make sure he wasn’t yelling at someone else, but no, it was just me. I was so confused about it all that I just about tripped on the stairs.
First off, I’m 26. I’m an architect. I’m pretty sure he was referring to Tri-Cities High School here in the hood. I went to Manhattan High School in the late 90’s, so I’m good there.
I also like that a bum is telling anyone at all to go to school. Especially when said person is already headed in the direction of the school. It’s like, “no dude, you go to school!”
And most of all, I love that he called me Miss Whitey. I don’t know why he chose that name for me, but yes, I am Caucasian. I guess he’s just not that creative. Which may have to do with why he’s a bum.
Filed by Lauren at February 7th, 2008 under
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