This mother truckin’ Inuit knife and breadboard bowl set drops it like it’s hot and then crushes it! Did you club a seal today and need to skin it? Did your redneck neighbor pass out on your front porch again and it’s time to cut off his mullet? Or hey, maybe you just got some fresh strawberries from Trader Joe’s and you’re looking to make some shortcake, yum! Brother this is THE knife and breadboard set for you, because it’s been doing all that and more for a couple millenia. That knife warns you too, DON’T MESS WITH ME, I’LL CUT YOU. Look at those eyes. Those are not teddy bears, friend. Those bears mean business. Now it’s about time to chop those carrots and olives into oblivion, but don’t worry, they’re gonna keep safe in this bowl. No rolling around gonna happen. All in all these tools will make your chopping a breeze, and they might even protect you from a home invasion.

Soooo excited!  It’s Christmas Morning around the Mayo Villa!!!  MY BIKE FINALLY CAME TODAY!!!

Now if only Manhattan had more roads that were decent for bikers to ride on.  Hmmmm… I’m looking at you Mayor Snead…  HOW ABOUT WE DITCH THE STUPID WEED MUSEUM AND GET SOME BIKE LANES INSTEAD!?

So I was poking around YouTube today, looking for some good tips on what eye shadows go with blue eyes, what not… anyway, I found this really great girl named Lauren (nice, eh?) that shows lots of tips on makeup stuff.  She’s so cute that I had to post one of her videos:

Brilliant, eh? I’m off to mess around with my face in front of the mirror for a while.

Heyyyyyy folks… I just found something fun and new.  It’s Polyvore!  Oh I’m well aware it’s basically just fashion plates for the twenty first century.

So anyway here are a couple of ones I did.  Yeah I’ve got a lot of time on my hands.

To Hell and Bach by laurenmmayo

Best thing about that one is that scarf - it totally looks like bacon to me… mmmmmm…

Work it orange and blue by laurenmmayo

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