This mother truckin’ Inuit knife and breadboard bowl set drops it like it’s hot and then crushes it! Did you club a seal today and need to skin it? Did your redneck neighbor pass out on your front porch again and it’s time to cut off his mullet? Or hey, maybe you just got some fresh strawberries from Trader Joe’s and you’re looking to make some shortcake, yum! Brother this is THE knife and breadboard set for you, because it’s been doing all that and more for a couple millenia. That knife warns you too, DON’T MESS WITH ME, I’LL CUT YOU. Look at those eyes. Those are not teddy bears, friend. Those bears mean business. Now it’s about time to chop those carrots and olives into oblivion, but don’t worry, they’re gonna keep safe in this bowl. No rolling around gonna happen. All in all these tools will make your chopping a breeze, and they might even protect you from a home invasion.

I’m super jealous. Kansas River here I come!

I was going to give up on the whole bread making idea, but this video has inspired me to give it another go:

You know you love it.

Does putting my glasses in my mouth make me look smarter?

So I was poking around YouTube today, looking for some good tips on what eye shadows go with blue eyes, what not… anyway, I found this really great girl named Lauren (nice, eh?) that shows lots of tips on makeup stuff.  She’s so cute that I had to post one of her videos:

Brilliant, eh? I’m off to mess around with my face in front of the mirror for a while.

This video is beyond hilarious, I’ve been watching it over and over all morning, and I have to share.

There is only one thing that could make it even funnier, and that is if Yakety Sax was playing on the arena loudspeakers.

I was watching some old episodes of the show Dinosaurs over the weekend, and I couldn’t help but think the voice of the mom, Fran, was very familiar, but I just couldn’t place it… that is until I saw the credits.  It’s freaking Lucille Bluth!!!

I spent a while thinking how great Arrested Development was, how much I wish it was still on… but then, I thought how cool it would be if somehow these two shows could combine to make one really insane show.   Hollywood, take note!

Heyyyyyy folks… I just found something fun and new.  It’s Polyvore!  Oh I’m well aware it’s basically just fashion plates for the twenty first century.

So anyway here are a couple of ones I did.  Yeah I’ve got a lot of time on my hands.

To Hell and Bach by laurenmmayo

Best thing about that one is that scarf - it totally looks like bacon to me… mmmmmm…

Work it orange and blue by laurenmmayo

Sometimes you just can’t find the right card for the situation.

Long story short, Ben’s co-worker has a baby that his mom accidentally dropped on a counter-top.  Now lots of bad things have happened since then, and now he won’t stop talking about it, on the phone, in the lab, in front of everyone.  So Ben has created his own very special card for the situation.

So in the most passive-aggressive way to get a personal message across ever, it’s posted here.

Actually, there’s another story the same guy’s got going now about his newly-blind dog, so I made this one for hanging around the lab.

I think they both work well.  Feel free to post them around your office for those over-sharers.

I got this gem of a clip art in my inbox today.

Even though it was next to a few other pieces of generic clip art (people pointing at a chart, a close up of a handshake, two men in suits about to give each other a handshake…) somehow this was my favorite.  Let’s listen in.

ARCHITECT: So what I’m saying is,  the bricks need to go on the wall there, not behind it.

CONTRACTOR: Oh, right.  So that’s gonna be an extra change order.

BOTH (WITH VIGOR): Boy, I’m glad I wore this hard hat!  …Jinx!

Moving along…. Does anybody watch the OC?  Seriously, the last season… WTF?  I get that Marissa had to die I guess because Mischa Barton wasn’t a good employee or something, but WHY IS RYAN DATING TAYLOR???

Here’s the other clip art too -