You ever notice how awkward it is when someone sneezes and no one says “bless you”?

I’d like to address an issue that I’ve found affects several women these days.
Jessica Simpson brand shoes.
From Megan McCain to my old boss, I find that lots of women are adversely affected by the stigma of getting shoes with Jessica Simpson’s name on them.  It’s tough to be respectable when the name on your shoes [...]

This weekend I came home to a surprise:

One ripe tomato!!!
There’s another one that’s about to be the same way, but it’s so nice to finally have something that looks like I could eat it.  I am a little disappointed though, because these things are like, the size of a golf ball.  What am I supposed [...]