Talk about a come to Jesus moment… I found this gem in my fortune cookie today. The smiley faces are really not helping it to be less bitchy.

For free:
Cat.  Black.  Approx 7 pounds.
Her interests include:  eating, scratching, jumping in front of my computer screen, meowing loudly, playing “where did I crap now?” and attempting to get outside.
Willing to trade for a Roomba.

Last night I got scared from listening to David Bowie’s music.
And then I tried to cut my own hair.