The following exchange happened earlier this afternoon as I was walking to my office, and on the phone with my mom:

Mom: So bla bla bla..

(A car approaches me, slows down)

Me: Oh, wait, someone’s yelling at me.

Mom: What are they saying?

Me: Heh, he said “I just want you to know, you’re beautiful”

Mom: HA!  Drunks!

Me: Thanks Mom.